wake up, kids, we've got the dreamer's disease

sometime you gotta put on your lipstick and pretend to be psyched




did i ever tell u guys i had a rapping phase in 6th grade and i memorized the entire 3rd verse in love the way u lie to impress people and i was confident as hell so i asked people during recess who wanted to hear me rap and my crush said “i do” and i was like fuk and i was like “alright!! haha!!! :)” and i started rapping the whole thing and in the middle of the verse he looks up and walks away and to this day i cant listen to love the way u lie without crying

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This is modern art


not stoned, just slightly pebbled

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What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

final boss

why does this happen

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Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours


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if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

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I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values

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You and Harry having a fight and he says “Don’t you dare fucking leave me! I love you too much to lose you, Jesus Christ!” 


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