wake up, kids, we've got the dreamer's disease

sometime you gotta put on your lipstick and pretend to be psyched



A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins.

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Im just going to leave this here…

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w is not a vowel
— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
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iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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Ph. Lobke Leijser

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who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

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#I love zayn #1d

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#baes #5sos


i just wanted to put this out there since im sure it’ll get written about differently tomorrow. 

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Surprising Facts About Adolf Hitler


Nothing positive he ever did in his life can ever count for anything considering the millions of innocent dead people. Shocking, I know.


you know what has been really cute lately? me

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I’m fake cause sometimes when a boy text me I’ll be like “who’s this?” and have his number saved

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